A Saudi being interviewed at the US Embassy for Visa:

>>COUNSEL: "Your name, please"?

>>SAUDI: "Salem".

>>COUNSEL: "Sex?"

>>SAUDI: "Six times a week".

>>COUNSEL: "I mean male or female?"

>>SAUDI: "Both male & female and sometimes even camels".

>>COUNSEL: "Holy cow!"

>>SAUDI: "Yes, cows & dogs too".

>>COUNSEL: "Man, isn't that hostile?"

>>SAUDI: "Horse Style, dog style, any style!

>>COUNSEL: "Oh dear!"

>>SAUDI: "Deer? No deer, they run too fast!