1. Q. How can you piss your wife off while having sex?
A. Call her on the phone
2. Q. What has four legs and flies?
A. A dead horse

3. Q. You know why the Indians were first in the USA ?
A. They had reservations

4. Q. Why hasn't Texas fallen into the Gulf of Mexico?
A. Cause Oklahoma SUCKS

5. Q. What's the smartest beer ?
A. Bud, because it's wiser

6. Q. What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley ?
A, The position of the dirt bag