> Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
> The Italian Customs agеnt stops them and tells them: " It"s illegal to
>
> put 5 people in a Quattro."
> "Vot do you mean it"s illegal?" asks the German driver.
> "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
> "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort
> unbelievingly.
> "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
> "You can"ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs
> agеnt.
> "Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are
> thereforea breaking the law."
> The German driver replies angrily, "You idiоt! Call your zupervisor
> over
> - I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligеnce!"
> "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can"ta come. He"sa busy
> with
> 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

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