A man was in his front yard, moving his lawnmower when his atractive blonde neighbour came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little while later, she came out and again she checked her mailbox and angrily stormed back into his house.
As the man was getting ready to mow the lawn...she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it closed.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her “Is something wrong?”.
To which she replied, “There certainly is!.......My stupid computer keeps saying 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'”

Это, я тут подумал, ув модераторы, может это все-таки в анекдоты нужно...?
И еще, звиняйте что на английском, но иначе никак.