A Frenchman is calmly having his petit dejeuner (ланч по-нашему) when a typical
American man, eating chewing gum, sits beside him. The Frenchman
ignores the American who, not happy with it, starts a conversation.
AMERICAN: Do you eat the whole bread?
FRENCHMAN: (in a bad mood): Of course.
AMERICAN: We don"t. We only eat what is inside and the outside we
put together in a container, recycle it, transform it into
croissants and sell it to France. The Frenchman listens in silence.
AMERICAN (insisting): Do you eat the jam with the bread?
FRENCHMAN: Of course.
AMERICAN: We don"t. We eat fresh fruits for our breakfast, put all
the peel, seed and rests in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell the jam to France. The FRENCHMAN then asks: And
what do you do with your used condoms?
AMERICAN: We throw them away, of course.
FRENCHMAN: We don"t.. We put them in a container, recycle them,
transform them into chewing gum and sell them to America.